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April 2026

always Never Normal

Got a Never Normal moment? We want to see it. Whether it’s your sticker in the wild, a standout setup, a matchday memory, or anything brilliantly out of the ordinary —snap a photo and send it in or tag us on social media for your chance to win a bat every month. If it’s bold, original, and anything but ordinary, it belongs here.

Pros Performances

  • D'Arcy Short

    D’Arcy Short’s T20 Blast so far has been absolute entertainment — smashing bowlers into the stands, chipping in with wickets, and looking like the kind of player who can change a game in about three overs. Gloucestershire fans must feel like they’ve got their own cheat code every time he walks out to bat.

  • Lauren bell

    Lauren Bell bowling for England right now feels like pure controlled chaos in the best way possible — all bounce, awkward angles, and effortless rhythm. With her high release point and calm presence, she somehow makes taking wickets look both intimidating and strangely elegant. Every spell feels like trouble waiting to happen for batters, and England look all the better for it.

  • Jason Roy

    Jason Roy’s T20 Blast campaign so far has been a glorious reminder that timing is temporary but swagger is forever. Every innings arrives with the same irresistible energy: front foot planted, hands flying, and bowlers suddenly checking whether the boundary ropes have been moved in overnight. Even when he’s just getting started, there’s a sense that absolute mayhem is only two deliveries away. Roy still bats like cricket should be fun first and sensible later.

your Performances

  • Steve Matthews

    Steve Matthew didn’t just help Scotland Over 50s beat India — he turned into a one-man fireworks display. Walking in at number seven with 273 to chase, he casually smashed 137 with 10 sixes and 13 fours, treating the boundary ropes like a personal suggestion. By the end of it, India were probably checking his bat for cheat codes, while Steve had quietly recorded the joint fifth-highest score in Over 50s international history.

  • Oscar Coleman

    Oscar has been in outstanding form for Somerset 2XI in recent weeks, and against an experienced Warwickshire side he produced an innings of real quality. Arriving at the crease, Oscar immediately took control, dispatching the attack to all parts of the ground with a mixture of power and precision. His explosive 82 from just 44 balls, featuring 8 fours and 6 towering sixes, was an innings packed with confidence, composure, and clean striking.

Never Normal Winner

Luke H is our May bat winner thanks to this brilliant photo sent in to us! 🏏📸

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